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Oct. 8th, 2010 12:00 am
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Alice? We really must discuss your allowance. ♥ You can thank me for it and everything, alright?

I assume Gilbert and Oz would love to have you at their place! Be good, now!

/Private]

Really, it's so disappointing to see you all bragging in such a shameless way. Only those with something to prove tout their own abilities so loudly. What is it... ?

Their barks are worse than their bites

Oh, yes. Thank you, Emily. Well said. I really can't respect anyone with such a disgusting habit~

[ooc; backdated a little bit- pride affected]

Date: 2010-10-08 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] existais.livejournal.com
We don't have dinner together all that often, do we.

Date: 2010-10-08 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
What an odd thing to say~

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Date: 2010-10-08 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] existais.livejournal.com
What I'm saying is-

Date: 2010-10-08 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] existais.livejournal.com
Why are you chasing us all out?

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Date: 2010-10-08 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
Ahaha-

[TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT THEM NOTICING HOW BLIND HE IS OKAY?]

Date: 2010-10-08 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
Because I'm intent upon becoming a cat lady~

Date: 2010-10-09 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] existais.livejournal.com
Ah! Have you been stocking them for Gil?

Date: 2010-10-09 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
Purely for my own sense of enjoyment.

Date: 2010-10-10 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] existais.livejournal.com
Then I can borrow one sometime!

Date: 2010-10-10 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
I shan't allow it. Terrorizing poor Gilbert like that...

Date: 2010-10-11 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] existais.livejournal.com
Then you won't be allowed to watch.

Date: 2010-10-11 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
And what if I put a ban on it?

Date: 2010-10-12 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] existais.livejournal.com
Hm? I couldn't hear you.

Date: 2010-10-12 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
I'm supposed to be the old man, here.

Date: 2010-10-12 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] existais.livejournal.com
Even old men can speak up.

SHITTILY FILTERED FROM BREAK

Date: 2010-10-12 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
Why is he chasing us out?

Did someone put something in the clown's food?

STILL SHITTILY FILTERED FROM BREAK

Date: 2010-10-12 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] existais.livejournal.com
It's because Gil smells!

Date: 2010-10-10 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoistheother.livejournal.com
But my dog has sharp teeth and knows how to bark.

Date: 2010-10-10 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
Well, aren't you special~

Date: 2010-10-10 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoistheother.livejournal.com
Ryuu is the special one.

Date: 2010-10-10 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
But you're the one bragging for him, so, you, sir.

Date: 2010-10-10 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoistheother.livejournal.com
But he deserves the credit.

Date: 2010-10-10 11:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
So you're just the messenger?

Shall I shoot you?

Date: 2010-10-10 11:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoistheother.livejournal.com
You're not supposed to do that.

Date: 2010-10-11 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
Maybe I don't follow the rules.

1/???

Date: 2010-10-11 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
Hah! All of them preening their feathers here are just gormless worms compared to me, Alice B. Rabbit!

Date: 2010-10-11 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
Let the master show you how prey should really be bitten. We can start with you, stupid clown.
Edited Date: 2010-10-11 02:13 am (UTC)

SHITTILY FILTERED;

Date: 2010-10-11 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
[....so distracted from this entire biting business by the mention of allowances.

What are allowances? ]


I don't need your allowances! That's just something nasty you cooked up, isn't it?

-- and of course they'd love to have me around; servants get miserable without their masters to take care of.

SHITTILY FILTERED; DONE

Date: 2010-10-11 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
Speaking of servants, why are we moving out of your place?
Edited Date: 2010-10-11 02:21 am (UTC)

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Date: 2010-10-11 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
Worthless compared to you if a certain seal is released, perhaps...

Properly Filtered; 2/3 i lied

Date: 2010-10-11 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
Don't need it you say? Well, I could just keep it... I'm sure you don't need to eat...

Properly Filtered; done

Date: 2010-10-11 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
Because I want you all in a safe little cozy apartment that... isn't mine ♥

1/3

Date: 2010-10-11 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
Even without!

SHITTILY FILTERED;

Date: 2010-10-11 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
Eat? [ now you have a rabbit's full, unwavering attention. ] Of course I need to eat!

Is this allowance made of meat?

SHITTILY FILTERED; DONE

Date: 2010-10-11 02:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
Why? Are you chasing us out because Seaweed Head annoys you? I can punch him for that.

Properly Filtered;

Date: 2010-10-11 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
Allowance buys meat. Why don't you ask Oz to explain it, hmm?~

SHITTILY FILTERED; 1/2

Date: 2010-10-11 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
[ abandons blossoming mission to kick break's ass in favor of meat. she perks up at the mention of it, because she's still so hungry T_T ]

...So you're going to give me this allowance? [ ....SUSPICIOUS. ]

Why?

SHITTILY FILTERED;

Date: 2010-10-11 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
But he didn't, did he?

You're acting weird, clown.

SHITTILY FILTERED;

Date: 2010-10-11 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
Didn't I say I would...

And here I thought my "weird" was pretty normal... ?

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Alice~ It might bite~

SHITTILY FILTERED; 1/2

Date: 2010-10-12 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
Weirder. [ :c you've never thrown them out before! ]

....

SHITTILY FILTERED;

Date: 2010-10-12 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] topaintroses.livejournal.com
Yeah? Where's this horse? I'm going to bite it back.

SHITTILY FILTERED; 1/2

Date: 2010-10-12 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
[i've never been this blind and it's harder to hide than you think little missy :c]

Hmmm, so mysterious....

SHITTILY FILTERED;

Date: 2010-10-12 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] knaveswitness.livejournal.com
I think I saw it run out that a way...

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